Imaginary Co-Worker: Uh, Shannon are you feeling alright today?
Shannon: Yup. Absolutely fine thanks.
Imaginary Co-Worker: Oh. So Why are you all hunched up over your keyboard? And why is everything on the floor?
Shannon: Oh, that. Well I went to kickboxing last night, and my abs are all like holy FUCK today. So in order to be able to continue with my work, I’ve just shifted here to the floor where I can type in foetal position.
Imaginary Co-Worker: Oh. That’s normal.
Shannon: That’s what I thought when I had the idea.