Shannon’s imaginary colleague comes across a pile of boxes outside the stationary room. Inside he/she can see Shannon wearing a newspaper hat, brandishing a ruler like a sword.
Imaginary Colleague: Hey Shannon, Cool newspaper pirate hat! Can I have one?
Shannon: No. It’s my conquering hat, and there’s no more newspaper left.
Imaginary Colleague: Oh… So what are you doing with all those boxes? It’s really hard to get into the stationary room with them all piled out here.
Shannon: I’m flirting with the idea of building a box wall and barricading myself in the stationary room. However it’s come to my attention that perhaps the kitchen might be a better room to annex.
Imaginary Colleague: Why’s that?
Shannon: Well for one thing, the kitchen’s got running water.
Imaginary Colleague: Right…
Imaginary Colleague: … So listen can I get in there to use the photocopier?
Shannon: No. Leave now before I decide to extend the box wall to your office, minion.
Imaginary Colleague: I’ll just use the copier later.