Actual Real Live Colleague:Wow, Cous Cous and tuna for lunch – that’s only 1.3grams of fat!
Shannon: Is it? You know that off the top of your head?!
Actual Real Live Colleague: [Mutual Boss] keeps kicking me out of his office.
Shannon: Really? He never throws me out. I wish he would…
Security Lady: So when and where did you lose your work ID?
Shannon: On Friday night in a bar. Probably. Or it could have been that tattoo place we went to.
Elevator Lady: That’s a lovely jacket. it looks very warm.
Shannon: Thank you. It’s perfect for Wellington during winter. If by perfect I mean it’s bulky, non-business appropriate, leaky, and that the white arms are so stained they’re now permanently cream.