I just got back from exercising – the first martial arts session I’ve been to his year, in fact.
We did a little bit of sparring… And let me tell you – there’s nothing like the crippling fear that you’re going to make a 7 year old cry to make you sweat.
I didn’t make anyone cry. Just so you know.
I did accidentally get a little dude in the nose with my foot, but I think I managed to pull it before it hit him too hard. I hope I did, anyway. He just rubbed it and moved on.
So yeah, not too strenuous, but I’m still a bit sore.
Martial arts are totally badass, right? So why (oh why) can’t I look badass doing them?
You know what? Maybe I’m just not meant to look cool. Maybe it’s my fate to always be a bit of an unco-ordinated dork.
I’m going to make a club. Dorks Unite! We’ll go do awkward things together, and take terrible photos.
Tell me, is there anything that you totally thought would make you look badass and cool, that TOTALLY let you down?