An email I had to send today:
So. I am emailing out of the blue because my Instructor is desperately trying to find a mannequin (or five). Does anyone happen to have access to a mannequin (or five)? It doesn’t matter what kind of condition the mannequin (or five) is in, and it will be returned after the world champs unaltered, and undamaged.
This is probably the weirdest email I’ve sent this week.
Don’t judge me.