Oh god. I have TWO interviews tomorrow, and I’ve only just now discovered that my entire wardrobe consists of ripped jeans, yoga pants, and dresses that flash FAR too much cleavage.
I currently have two interview outfits.
One is a black skirt with a white shirt, or a pinstriped shirt. All of these items are over five years old, and have been washed many, many, many times. I would spruce them up with some big shiny black stripper heels (the only kind I own) and some form of cheap costume jewelry.
The other is a see-through black wrap over-top, with an ill-fitted black blazer, and some kind of a yoga-pant bottom. Or maybe I’ll switch the blazer for a 1940’s costume fur wrap. (Fake fur, because real fur is gross.) And I’ll finish the look with… Stripper heels.
I’m leaning towards the shirt, and faded old skirt…
Or maybe… No. I know. I’ll make the girls help me tonight. Becks is a genius with work-wear, and Jaz is amazing with off-beat accessorizing.