Shannon’s Imaginary Colleague: So…
SIC: Well, I was just wondering really…
Shannon: Spit it out. I’m busy in Admin Hell.
SIC: What’s up with the weird makeup lately? Yesterday was pretty Gaga-ish, but today you look like a prize fighter. I think I prefer the Gaga.
Shannon: Well you try applying liquid liner with a cat intent on getting some affection – i thought I did pretty well considering. And Gaga always has great eyes, so actually that’s a compliment.
Shannon: And today I thought powder would be easier.
SIC: Was it?
Shannon: Yeah. Right up until he crawled up my robe, sat on my shoulder, and starded headbutting my forehead.