This morning when I started my car this happened:
The Gherkin: *Cough* SPORTS MODE BITCHES!
Shannon: You’re a Holden Barina from 1999… You don’t have a sports mode.
The Gherkin: REFER TO THE MANUAL BITCHES!
Shannon: Yeah, Ok why won’t sports mode turn off though? and why is the light flashing? It never flashes.
The Gherkin: WHERE”S THE GERMAN HOUSE MUSIC BITCHES? WE NEED SOME UNCE-UNCE BEATS BITCHES!
Shannon: Why in the hell does it sound like you’re stuck in gear?
The Gherkin: LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED BITCHES!
Shannon: …. Automatic transmission? Are you there?
The Gherkin: 0-50KM AN HOUR IN 70 SECONDS BITCHES! LOOK AT ME ROLL BITCHES!
Shannon: … Yeah, in the grand tradition of fixing things I know little about. I’m turning you off and then back on now.