Sports Mode

This morning when I started my car this happened:

The Gherkin: *Cough* SPORTS MODE BITCHES!

Shannon: You’re a Holden Barina from 1999… You don’t have a sports mode.

The Gherkin: REFER TO THE MANUAL BITCHES!

Shannon: Yeah, Ok why won’t sports mode turn off though? and why is the light flashing? It never flashes.

The Gherkin: WHERE”S THE GERMAN HOUSE MUSIC BITCHES? WE NEED SOME UNCE-UNCE BEATS BITCHES!

Shannon: Why in the hell does it sound like you’re stuck in gear?

The Gherkin: LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED BITCHES!

Shannon: …. Automatic transmission? Are you there?

The Gherkin: 0-50KM AN HOUR IN 70 SECONDS BITCHES! LOOK AT ME ROLL BITCHES!

Shannon: … Yeah, in the grand tradition of fixing things I know little about. I’m turning you off and then back on now.

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One thought on “Sports Mode

  1. My car likes to play “Guess how much gas is left!” when the fuel level indicator decides it doesn’t feel like sharing. I love how your Gherkin had a adrenaline rush

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