“You live AGES away. Doesn’t the commute get really old?”
“Nah, it’s not so bad. I like driving. It lets me think, and sometimes I play rally driver.”
“Uh… should you be doing that – you’d think after driving your car through a fence that you would have learnt not to drive like an idiot on that road.”
“Playing Rally Driver isn’t about speeding.* It’s about making car noises, and practicing your badass face, and sometimes waving at your fans when you reach your gate.”
“Yeah. it got a lot harder to play after I got the muffler fixed, and the car stopped making it’s own sound effects.”
*Besides, the gherkin doesn’t speed so much as it meanders, putters, moseys, or ambles, key word being: Slowly.