FRIEND: Though of Batz when I saw this:
SHAN: OMG. Can you imagine trying to put him in it?! Also does it come in sparkely pink with hearts? Because if it does, I’m so buying it for the little poobag.
FRIEND: Lol only grey sorry and they must be good because they cost $70!!!
SHAN: Ah well… Looks like I’m going to have to take up sewing. Some people think it’s weird going to these lengths to annoy a cat, but those people don’t own the world’s most manipulative douchecat.
FRIEND: Lol he’s very cute though
SHAN: That’s what he WANTS you to think…